Or, actually, you do, but you’re not doing it.
I’m trying to decide if I want to keep this blog, but that’s a post for another day. For now I’m playing with how the site looks. It’s called the theme in Web parlance. I used to be a Web developer when I was a real person with a job and a life, so I know these very complicated things.
This is WordPress’s Twenty Seventeen theme. I like it because it’s simple and clean. Also versatile. And FREE.
I can change the font (typeface) without having to revise the stylesheet code manually. I like that. That used to be part of my job as a Web developer. Now everything is so automated. No wonder we have so much free time!
I’m not crazy about the size of the header image (see, again, technical Web talk you wouldn’t understand) and having to scroll down to actually read something, but I like the picture of that plant on a coffee table so I’ll leave it for now.
The picture looks inviting. Homey, clean, like you’d want to sit down, relax and have coffee with whomever lived there. (Or is it whoever? I don’t think so because it’s the object of a preposition, isn’t it?)
If I put that plant on my coffee table it would be on the floor, dragged and spread throughout the house, eaten and vomited up before I could get the vacuum cleaner. Animals. Filthy buggers.
So, what do you think of the theme? Don’t everybody answer at once because, you know, there are so many of you and it would take me days to read all the comments.